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Bare Handed

Every empire falls and there’s not a one that’s lasted,
A state has an expiry date, and yours has blown right past it
It happened to us once and soon you’ll join us in the wreckage
Your influence is fucked your credibility is lessened
Made enemies of friends and you suck up to dictators
You brag about your bombs but you’ll only devastate us
With a tanked e-conomy and a trade war that’s not needed
And tariffs on the borders making headlines for the readers
Of the press – If I can call them press cos really that’s a joke
They’re a propaganda outlet for the racist redneck volk
“He’s a tough guy, he’ll make the country great again”
Bullshit, he’s a moron, and you’re going down the drain
All his goons investigated for fraud and for collusion
And he fornicated porn stars, cos his marriage is illusion
It almost made me numb to all the stories that kept breaking
At how fucking dumb a nation gets when it’s mistaken
In choosing an orangutan to try and run the country
He’s a moron not a politician, don’t you understand he
Only tears things down, can’t build things up not even when he
builds the wall, he’s screwed you all, you’re just like Stormy
But I’m not numb no more, and what  provoked me into rage is
When I heard the screaming of the kids you put in cages
Crying for their mothers and for help and they’re just babies
“They’re not cages they’re just wire and concrete summer camps to stay in”
Then you have the nerve to start to play the fucking victim
When some privileged white bitch gets grief at dinner, she’s evicted
“That’s rude it’s not polite the restaurant it should be shut down”
Fuck you cos you’re a joke, and every tyrant ends up cut down
You spent the last three years saying “Toughen up you snowflakes”
Now you whine and cry, you dish it out but now you can’t take
words aimed back at you, you’re a weakling moron traitor
Oh was I rude?  Well as of now I’m glad to be a hater
"It’s their fault we took their kids cos they’re all undocumented”
We see right through your rhetoric we know that what you meant is
We don’t want them in the country cos their skin is kind of brown
And they speak another language, they won’t fit into our town
“The left are so damned rude and they claim to be so tolerant”
Well I don’t claim that now because I’m proud to be belligerent
Cos reason only works when your foe is reasonable
And reason doesn’t penetrate the Fox and Breitbart bubble
We see where you are headed, and we recognise each lie
A cage becomes a summercamp and arbeit fucking macht frei
But this will pass, it always does, dictators always tumble
And the marching feet of demonstrators make a growing rumble
Of thunder in the cities and you’re gonna face the fighting
Cos you cannot have the thunderclap without the bolt of lightning
Freedom’s terminally ill now, and the future world is urging
You all to sort the country out, you need to book a surgeon
Cut deep and cut right now, because we heard the rumour
The USA is sick, and Donald Trump

He is the tumour.


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